What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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read this sentence again.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Bob Saget that is all

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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