- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

ure mama's so fat

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

I like school Said no one ever.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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