Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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