Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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