Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

No it doesnt..

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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