- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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