- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A man walks into a vagina

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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