- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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