- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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