why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Obama lin Baden.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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