- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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