knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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VITAMIN C!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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