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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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