- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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