- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Get on the boat.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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