- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

13 =B you just learned something

i'm hard

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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