The Oakland Raiders

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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