- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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