What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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