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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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