Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A drunk guy walks into a car

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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