What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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rarw

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Tony Romo

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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