- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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