pull my finger (farts)

there once was a black man who played basketball

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

poo

kennah campion when she talks

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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