- Anti Joke

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist