why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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WILLY

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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