- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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