- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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