Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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