why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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