That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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