- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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