- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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