- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

guess what? bannanas

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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