A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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