- Anti Joke

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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