Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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