In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

You are joking right?

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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