Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Error 37.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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