Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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