- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Whats worse than a joke? This

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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