Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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