- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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