wenis

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Refridgerator.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Anti Joke

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