A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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