- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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