- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

bangers and mash?

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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