Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Alchohol.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

George W. Bush

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Tim likes girls

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