Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

You're a big fat monkey.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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