- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

school homewrok

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Knock knock Fuck off!

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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