A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Where are you going Your house

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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