What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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