What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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