- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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