- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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