Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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