what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Gustavo Andrade

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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