- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

i found waldo.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Women's Rights

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Your Mom The End.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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