A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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