- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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