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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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