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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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