Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

the game

Knock knock Fuck off!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Women's rights

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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