- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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