- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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