- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

A woman walks into a bar.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Yes

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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