- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

whats white jizz

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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