Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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A blind man walks into a library.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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