- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

drugs.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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