- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

whats green and slimy? green slim

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Roses are red, yup.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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