So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

black people swimming

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

An Irishman walked out of a bar

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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