Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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A car walks into a bar.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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