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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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