- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

How old is victor? Half past dead

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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