- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

a chinese man pays the full price

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

white or wheat? wheat please.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

HEY!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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