- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Urban ghettos

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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