You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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