- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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