- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

guess what? bannanas

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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