- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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