- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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