- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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