Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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