Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Oh s***

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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your mum

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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