- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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