- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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