what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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