Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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How you know when dislextic

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Anti Joke

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