who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Tunechi

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Anti Joke

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