How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A penis walks into a bar..

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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