- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

I will create more jobs for americans

Roses are red Im adopted

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

^ That's not even funny ^

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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