Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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dat shoe shine tho

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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David Cameron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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