- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't get it

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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