- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!