- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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