- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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