- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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