What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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hiya

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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