- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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