- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

im gay

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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