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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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