It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Knock knock.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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