- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Lil Wayne

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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