- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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