- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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