You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...