- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

The New York Giants

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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