- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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