- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

So a horse walks into a barn.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What is 9+10? 19

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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