- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Potassium? K.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Barack Obama.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

pull my finger (farts)

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