- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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