A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Your girlfriend.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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