- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

A Serbian Film

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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