- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

ever tried african food? they neither

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

You know whats annoying? Steve

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

This is an anti-joke.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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