Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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I went to work today....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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