What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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feminism

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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