What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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diarrhea.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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1d

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Anti Joke

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