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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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