- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

I'm Polish.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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