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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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