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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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