what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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