- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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