- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why are they the "living" daylights?

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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