- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A: Knock Knock B: 7

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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