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What is worse than torture? Not much.

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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