When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Pain Olympics.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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