- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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