- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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