- Anti Joke

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Andoni was here

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby