what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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