A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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