Equal rights!

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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