whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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