- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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