- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a mime

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Women outside of the kitchen.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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