- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Go away still nothing to see

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Once upon a time, The end.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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