- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the old man die? He was old.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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