Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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