What do I hate? people

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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