A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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9/11

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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