- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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