- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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