- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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