- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

an american walks out of a strip club.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Gay rights.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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