you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Sloths

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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