- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Are you gay. No. Ok.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

A bar walks into a man

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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