- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Yo Momma is not fat.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Boner

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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