A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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diarrhea.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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dallen loves penis

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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