- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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