What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

men's rights activists

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Knock Knock Who's there

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

all these jokes are horrible now

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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