What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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