Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

being sober in a bar fight

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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