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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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