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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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