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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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