Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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knock knock go away

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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