A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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