WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Good job, son.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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