How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

I love you

Heskey time.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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