A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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