- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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