He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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