- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

All of these jokes are about white people

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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