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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What stops a train? A missile

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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