A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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