- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

smell the vitamin C

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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