Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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