Whats funny? Your face.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Read a Book.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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