- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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