Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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