Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Jovan

WILLY

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

your so fat. your fat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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