How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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