- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Please ignore this statement.

I'm Polish.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

penis. nuff said.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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