Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

A chicken walked into the bar...

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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