what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Albert your flies undone.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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One, two, three, four and five

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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