- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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