Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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