Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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knock knock? come in

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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