What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Im taking a shit right now.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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