- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Ol-ive

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

test test

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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