- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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