- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Who is Dank? A: Billal

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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