- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A Fat Kenyan

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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