- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm hungry.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

A man was shot. He died.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

My mom

Women's Rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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