- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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