- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

A man goes to the potty.

You are joking right?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Communism hehe xd

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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