- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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