what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What's funny? Women's rights.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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